Ok nemoreš verjet…
Danes uleti policijski avto meni pred bajto in začnejo spraševat po nekem osebku z imenom Matjaž. Mene seveda ni bilo doma (zato se cajman odpravi naprej), ker sem bil preveč zaposlen z “udelavanjem” na novo brušenega cilindra in L bat-a na moji APN6-ki…
Prejle se pripeljem mimo igrišča kjer zagledam policijski avto ter policista, ki se pogovarja z dvema frendoma. Jaz ves paničen (Brez vozniškega izpita in registracije) nisem vedel kaj narediti, naj spizdim al grem do njih… ok.. počasi se pripeljem do njih in pravi frend da sem sva skupaj prijavljena zaradi pokanja s karbidom(omfg). Policaj pokaže list, na katerem so pisal datumi in ure prijav…
Ko zagledam datum in uro prijave (9).12.2007 .. ob 13:37 … jst pa sam:”haha.. lej kera ura … hahahahhaa”

Js pa godina sam v smeh

Kako bo naprej bomo pa še vidli
Upam da bo sam opomin, ker sem trenutno bolj suh z €

EDiT:*
Nevem kaj mam jst tolk s to številko… 1337?
- Enkrat sm najdu na tleh našu registrsko tablico ki je imela med vsemi možnimi kombinacijami med vsemi črkami in števili ravno število 1337…
- Ko sem se enkrat učil sem v knjigi z ~600 strani najdu ravno stran kjer je pisalo 1337 (tisti ki spremljate moje objave ste mogoče že videli sliko )
- Danes pride cajman z listom na katerem je pisal datum in ura prijave… in vidim ura 13:37

Mogoče mi pa želi bog kaj povedat s tem

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Pesem je postala bolj znana od originala (Mariah Carey - Without you)

Besedilo:

No one ken to ken to sivmen
nor yon clees toju maliveh
When i gez aju zavateh na nalecho more
new yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sorra shooo
yes ee shooo, ooo

Ken leee
tulibu dibu douchooo
i cant live
i cant give anymore
Ken leee
tulibu dibu douchooo
Ken leee
ken lee meju more

Tukaj je še “improved” verzija @ youtube

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•  Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
• Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
• When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please.  
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. 
• Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
• When you say “no one’s perfect”, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
• There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.

Just lol

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Ste vedeli ?

• On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is self-talk (talking to yourself).
• Men loose about 40 hairs a day. Women loose about 70 hairs a day.
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth.
• The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.)
• Madrid is the only European capital city not situated on a river.
• Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
• Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
• Sharks never get sick, they are immune to all known diseases.
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
• In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.
• PHP originally stood for Personal Home Page.
• About 80% of women wear the wrong size bra. 
• There is a town in Canada called Dildo.
• Humans take about 23000 breaths every day.

Zanimivo

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Tole je klip Chada Johnstona, ki se je odločil flatland furat malo drugače kot ponavadi in sicer brez pegov.

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Vsi vemo da je pust čas rajanja in veselja še posebej pa na naši šoli
Nekateri so prišli v šolo malo čudno našemljeni. Kot naprimer tale:
Najdli pa so se tudi fantje ki so po šoli strašili z mini-krilom, šminko, lasuljo ter zelo kosmatimi nogami :eek:

Set drugi so se odločili v šolo priti z popisanim in porisanim avtom brez registracije in izpita Avto vidite na spodnjih dveh slikah :DD

Njihov odhod pa smo s prijatelji posneli

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