•  Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
• Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
• When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please.  
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. 
• Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
• When you say “no one’s perfect”, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
• There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.

Just lol

Posted by admin on četrtek, februar 14th, 2008 at 7:41 pop.